The Tractor Collectors 10 Commandments
1 Thou shalt not store your tractor outdoors, except the modern stuff.
2 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s tractor, workshop or battery charger.
3 Thou shall not read Tractor & Machinery or Classic Tractor in works time, for
it is thy employer who makes it possible to keep up the subscriptions.
4 Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than thy wife (as much, but not more).
5 Thou shalt not despise thy neighbours John Deere, nor his Farmall or even his
6 Thou shalt not allow thy sons or daughters to get married (or produce grandchildren)
during the holy days of the rally season.
7 Thou shalt not deceive thy wife by taking her on a romantic Sunday drive, when
it’s actually a Tractor Road Run.
8 Thou shalt not promise thy wife a conservatory and then keep the Grey Fergie in
9 Thou shalt not tell thy wife the entire cost of the restoration, at least not
all at the same time.
10 Thou shall not buy the wife a trolley jack for her birthday!